Applications are now being received
You must have the following needs, desires and qualities
- Can laugh in the face of adversity
- have a wicked smile
- have a beautiful smile
- must smile daily
- (in fact a range of smiles to suit all purposes is required)
- plays board games not bored games
- love music
- charming and witty and of course intelligent
- chooses words wisely and frequently
- (overtime may be required on occasions for long evenings of debate)
- be honest, open and truthful
- share PJ and duvet days
- collectively seek and find shells and pebbles of interest
- admire the sunrise
- celebrate the sunset
- embrace life
- have a dream conducive to mine
- can pick the highest blackberries
- enjoy shared cooking
- come to the theatre with me
- view fine art
- admire the magnitude and minutiae of this universe we share
- remember to pluck that stray hair on my back
- never remind me I’m due a waxing
- hold me tight
- hug me long
- snuggle me safe
- ravish and cherish me
- tell me I am beautiful
- have strong knees for the day you get down on one
- pick me flowers
- sing to me
- choose me first to be on your team
- check I still like butter
- be prepared to grow old gracefully and of course disgracefully with me
- hold my hand
- cherish my spirit
All applications to be received by Valentine’s Day
PS Not for the faint hearted
PPS This job description may be added to by mutual consent
© Christine Rose Linacre February 7 2012
If you find anyone comming anything close to those standards we all want a share. lol.
Great list! The smiling quality is so important!
Well I didn’t get any applicants but I did get an invite to my aunt and uncles 60th Wedding Anniversary and I am so looking forward to meeting all the family there 🙂